Stickin' It to the Man

This past month I've received two separate notices that I'm a plaintiff in a lawsuit against some company I owned stock in like more than 6 years ago. One is specifically against AOL/Time Warner and the other was against about 100 companies of which I owned stock in only one. I don't own stock in either anymore, but being a stockholder back in 2000, basically I lost like everyone else. The AOL/Time Warner didn't give details on a settlement yet if I win, but the other one, if I win, will award me 4.4 cents per share I owned during that time. Sweet! This will bring my settlement (if I win) to the grand total of...88 cents! Stickin' it to the man one cent at a time! Aw yeah!