Happy Birthday To Me

Today I turn 30. Ha ha Mom, you have a 30 year old son! Just kidding.

Anyways, you're probably wondering if I feel any older. Well, I've noticed a few things since I've crossed over into my thirties.

1) Your hair falls out.



2) You gain a little weight.



3) Your mind kinda goes and you start getting all paranoid. Your anxiety makes you feel like the walls are closing in on you.



4) Animals no longer respect you.



5) But on the flip side, since you're older, you make more money than the younger guys and to the ladies, that's all that matters.