I keep forgetting to tell you guys about this. Every time I drive to the base in Minot, ND, I pass this bar. And there is this sign in big fluorescent letters posted out front for everyone to see that is driving by:

8:00 PM NOVEMBER 15
BRET MICHAELS
THE LEAD SINGER OF POISON!

Man, on November 15, Minot is going to be put on the map! If I'm here on November 15, it's almost tempting to check out just to understand...why?