What Are You Looking For Part 2

Ok, who's the wiseguy? Someone got some cutesy ideas from my last post:

"skitguru -workoutmaster" - Ok, anyone who does a search for skitguru is definitely looking for me because everyone knows that there is only one skitguru. Thanks for your silly "workoutmaster" commentary. I am not a master of anything, only a guru of skits.

"-hi skitguru -iloveyou" - This is no doubt done by the same person as the previous one and most likely it was a guy who thought this would be really funny. And they were right.

"is blinking your eyes alot a sign of brain damage?" - This one might actually be real. I wonder what led this person to finally look this up online?

Ok guys, let's keep it limited to the legitimate searches.